TWITTER NOTICES

   G'DAY TWATS! <3


      I'm probably going to sound very dumb quite a lot through this post because zOE MY IDOL MY LIFE INSPIRATION AND ROLE MODEL TWEETED ME but i'll try my hardest to keep calm ahahah.


      So, first things first (i'm thaa realest) zOE TWEETED ME AND I JUSF CANT AND IT AKSK AND SHE KNOWS I LIVE AND EXIST AND BREATHE AND SHE SAID AMAZING DID SHE MEAN ME OR WHAT I TWEETED OHMY GOD EWSLLEKKDK.


      Okay, now that i've gotten this out of my system, well today (or tonight but whatevs) I want to talk about how people think that getting noticed by your idol on twitter or tumblr or instagram is all that matters. WELL. IT REALLY DOESN'T. Sure, it's nice to get notices, whether thats favorites or retweets or actual tweets, but that's not the important thing. The important thing is making new friends and supporting your idol and being happy and screaming at your sister with others on oovoo (which is what'll happen when you make internet friends lol). I'd be lying if I said i've never spammed any youtuber to follow/DM me. Like we all do want some notices every once in a while but that isn't the important thing (i've said this a gazzilion times i'm sorry okays).

         If you are truly in it for the followers, notices, or all of the above, well please rethink your life.



BUT UM TODAY WAS THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL AND IT WAS COOL FOR ONCE WE GOT NO HOMEWORK (cheers) AND ONLY A FEW PEOPLE PISSED ME OFF SO YAY.


I do apologise that I didn't post yesterday (I'm posting every weekend soz) but with all the excitement from my Zoë tweet I fell asleep *cry laughing emoji*.


So yeah, I dedicate this blog post to Zoë because MY EVERYTHING AND MORE and Hanna (@OHMYGODDAN) because hanna's a cutie patootie seriously check her out omf.

UNTIL NEXT WEEK  .  .  .  .

MINI 11PM Q&A ✞ O

    G'DAY TWATS! It's me again (soz) and I was feeling a little lazy today so I just decided to do a mini little mini tiny small abnormally microscopic Q&A! (Unoriginal but IDGAF)


HOW BIG IS A VAGINA HOLE?  - Um becca is that even allowed?

HOW BIG IS THE AVERAGE PENIS? - Keep it PG twats um

FAVE COLOR? - Black like my soul

DO YOU LIKE CHEESE? - YES

DO YOU HAVE SWAG? - No but I have 1K on twitter

WILL YOU SUCK MY ASS? - Pay me <3

CAN YOU BE MY MUM? - I'm a fetus so no

SLAM ME AGAINST A WALL WITH A HUMAN SIZED DILDO - Hanna, listen ..

WHAT IS YOUR BLOG GONNA BE ABOUT IN THE FUTURE - OUR SHITTY SOCIETY

WHAT DO YOU USUALLY ORDER IN SUPERMACS? - Everything and a diet coke

DO YOU PREFER O OR X OR AN OXO CUBE - O because X is porn

WOULD YOU RATHER MARRY ME (@PAYNEPERFECTION) OR MARRY A POTATO? - U

WHOS YOUR FAVORITE YOUTUBER,,? - ZOE ZOE ZOE ZOE

AND WILL YOU FORGIVE ME FOR THIS BEING A BORING QUESTION? - have a tit

WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH VAGINAS? - Why are you not um

DOES YOUR CAR SMELL LIKE CHOCOLATE? - 1975 MUCH KATE?

FAVE MOVIE? - Camp Takota for realz doe

WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? - Play the guitar, get chased by junkies etc..

FAVORITE SEASON? - AUTUMN BECAUSE AUTUMN IS GAELIC SEASON IN SCHOOL

OTP? - ZALFIE BUT THEY'RE CANON SO JASPAR JASPAR JASPAR



SPECIAL THANKS TO MY FAVES THAT ASKED ME QUESTIONS (@YTSUGGS, @DREAMINGDEYES, @SCHOEESCHUGG, @PAYNEPERFECTION, @WELOVEJOESUGG, AND OF COURSE THE CULTIE, @THATCHY_SUGG).

AND ALSO, I REACHED 1K ON TWITTER TODAY AND I'M VV HAPPY I'M WRITING THIS AT 11PM BUT ILY ALL HAVE A JOLLY GOOD YEAR

Introduction//10 facts about me

       G'DAY TWAT. Hi please don't be offended by that we could be future best friends for all you know, don't waste your chance ;-). My name is irrelevant (like my life really) and this is just an introduction (no kidding, prick) to me. Not that i'm important in anyway at all. I just thought you'd be curious, unless you don't give two shits about me and oKAY I NEED TO GET ON WITH IT.

BRING ON THE FACTS! :

1. My name is not actually Leila, but you will never find out what it really is *evil laugh*.

2. I like cheetos because cheetos are cheetos and I like them.

3. I'm rushing because there's 10 minutes left until January 2nd.

4. I really like grunge music.

5. I can play the guitar, ukulele and tin whistle.

6. I like fire a lot for some reason.

7. IF YOU'RE READING THIS WE'RE OFFICIAL BEST FWENDS YAY.

8. Pizza and Chicken nuggets are my fave, theres no denying.

9. Ashton is my favorite from 5SOS (I love them all tho ahah).

10. I'm a fetus, basically.


I know that was short af but tHERES 7 MINUTES LEFT FML BYE FRIENDS.

(Also leave a comment so that I feel some sort of love <3 )